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(Ask us anything)
(Member gather wearing yellow clothes...)
Let's gather here and start with a cheer!
(It's a must to include a cheer...)
Fighting!
Young-chul, now that I'm over 40 years old...
don't you get low blood sugar level?
- Low blood sugar level? - Yes.
(It was to do his imitation)
I have low dang!
(Sketch mate!)
(Perfect duo)
Grape sugar is unkind!
They practiced this in the waiting room for 30 minutes.
We made this Grape Sugar gag for you guys.
(Light atmosphere thanks to the sketch)
That was really fun, let's continue this momentum.
But you have to delete it. It cannot air.
I'm going to stop doing talents starting 2016.
(Yeah right...)
I'm really not going to do it starting 2016.
Our question for today is...
Mr. Lee Hee-jae sent us a question.
(Lee Hee-jae-en~)
(He already broke his words...)
(Explosion of imitations)
My 'dang' is back.
As soon as I said his name, he started singing.
(Joins him)
(Duet imitation of Kim Jung-min)
(Officially introduces the questions!)
8th grade was a time of no fear.
I used to challenge others...
'I'll fight all of 17 people and still win!"
I used to say that a lot.
But is it really possible to fight and win 17 people?
This is from a movie.
This is from the movie 'Beat'. It's a famous movie line.
Consider yourself lucky.
I hurt my back while fighting with 17 men.
17 versus 1... wait.
- Who are we fighting? - All the staff here.
Let's say you go in a ring with Mike Tyson.
17 people versus Tyson, who would win?
- I think Tyson. - No way.
- 17 people would win. - No, look.
Once Tyson knocks one person out...
the others will be terrified.
I'm sure 3-4 people will run away.
I'm telling you that Tyson will beat all 17 people.
(No way!)
Bring it! Bring it!
(Come here!)
(Scared)
You just have to get his hair.
I've never tried boxing before.
(Accident occurred)
(You little!)
Jang-hoon, please come over here.
I don't think it's possible to beat 17 people.
Even when all 17 men gestures to attack...
I'd be tired from just being so tense.
When Jet Li was at his prime time...
he said he was able to take in 3 men perfectly.
This was when he at his prime time.
Anyone at their prime time can take on 3 men.
When you were the top at Kyung-sang do?
(Hot-blooded Kang Ho-tong)
If I witness an injustice...
(A young man who couldn't stand injustice)
like if I see bad people and they need to be controlled...
then I can easily take on 3 people. (Summon Kang Ho-tong!)
Get ready. Do you want to die! Bring it!
(Kang Ho-tong vs 6 members)
(As you wish)
But you can't cross this line!
You can't cross this line! (Attempt to attack)
(Grab)
(Captured at once)
(Save Ho-dong)
(As if he's at an amusement park)
(It can't end like this!)
He made an eye contact with me!
From now on, I'm only targeting one person.
(Scared)
I'm targeting one person and I will hit him!
That's not fair.
(Kang Ho-tong is trying 1:6 again)
(Roar!)
Grab him!
(Captured again!)
I'm only targeting one person!
My target is you.
(Whatever)
(After blocking his vision)
(Kang Ho-tong's horrible outcome...)
This is not possible.
17 vs 1 is just not possible!
I saw the video. (Coughing)
Can you guys come out so we can have an idea?
How about if I lift this?
- No, no. - Bring it!
My target is only one person!
You'll put it down because it's heavy.
(Are you scared?) Just have him hold it.
(Useless deed...)
I really closed my eyes!
(Spinning windmill with a chair)
See, it presents great terror. (Makes an attack!)
(I only pick easy targets)
(Bring it!)
(Flying~!)
(Sudden piggyback)
(Jang-hoon again...!)
(Poke!)
(Ho-dong 3 rounds 3 losses...)
It's really scary.
It's impossible...
- It's impossible. - It's hard to cover your back.
(Back is helpless)
Why are you out of breath?
(Kang Ho-tong's era has ended...)
We already did a research couple days ago.
We asked you if there was anything that you're better at than other members.
I should've said this. (What...)
(Delivering the list of their best talents)
Ho-dong fell 3 times for nothing.
(Not happy)
(Moves his leg for no reason)
Men are so simple because we all got excited about that.
Fighting excites us. I'll pick one.
Why do you get to pick one?
Then fight me.
(Gestures) Of course, you should pick.
(Frustrated)
(Kyung-hoon picks one)
(Ho-dong's unknown 1 loss)
Right thigh soccer ball lifting.
(Showing it to camera)
This is just...
do you have to follow the rule of the person who wrote this?
So then it's not 6:1.
- Yes. - It's 1:1.
- 1:1.
(Arguing over the method)
Is this your's? Why are you so emotional?
(Uhmm...)
- Who's is it? - It's mine.
Then you can choose. You are the king of this activity.
Since you suggested this because you're confident...
so let's just make it 1:1.
(Suddenly stutters)
When we did that... I lifted this... and bumped here...
(So we should go easy on you...?)
(A soccer ball arrives)
(Soo-geun's unusual footwork)
(Displaying his talent!)
We will give $170 to the winner.
(Tempting...?)
But you have to pick a horrible punishment for the loser.
(In the case if the proposer loses) It doesn't matter if we lose.
(Punishment for belittling the members...?)
I want to do Indian Bap.
But if we do that, it doesn't look very good.
We'll bring a hwatu...
and we'll slam it down on his back.
(Excited just thinking about it)
That will make a nice sound.
(Shocked) That's my punishment?
(It means for him to have a great year...?)
Call!
You have to follow my rules because it's my game.
Is there a warm up?
- Nope. - We start right away?
(Look at this dude...)
Let me explain the rules.
You have to lift.
But you can't use your left thigh.
You can't use both legs or your right ankle.
You can only use your right knee and thigh.
You have to do this as much as you can.
- Are you athletic? - Of course, I am.
He's dangerous.
- Se-hwang, you're #1. - Okay.
#1, please stand over there.
(Wait)
He's probably worse.
No, I'm very athletic, a soccer genius.
(So Hee-chul is #1!)
Even if I fail, I should beat 3-4 people for the show.
(Confident enough to think about the show)
(Young-chul #3) You know that I'm athletic.
I'm sorry! (That's right!)
Jang-hoon is #3.
I don't think he has good stamina.
(Looks at the remaining members)
(Troubled)
- I might be better than Soo-geun. - I agree.
- I'm better than you think. - I never did it using one foot.
Young-chul is #4.
Kyung-hoon is #5. Soo-geun is #6.
I'll do it after you guys go first.
Please show some respect for the founder.
(Random request for respect)
If I see anyone who crosses their legs, you're automatically disqualified.
You may not participate at all. (Fine...)
Don't cross!
(Can't cross arms either)
(Founder adds one more) Be humble like this.
(Enforcing humble posture!)
I wonder what else he will add.
I don't have to set a record. (Still has more to say)
I just need one more than the opponent.
- I just have to win... - Yep.
- I have to beat the opponent. - He's really enjoying this.
(Enjoying old fashioned style of hosting...)
This is his favorite style.
Everyone, please clap. (Fist game finally starts!)
(Hee-chul is #1!)
This is the center.
It'd be hilarious if it ends here. (Useless detail)
Oh man, I really suck.
Please share your determination!
I don't know any soccer rules...
but I will try my best to beat him.
Please cheer for him. (Kim Hee-chul fighting!)
We will now see a simulation. Start!
(Lightly tosses the ball)
(Grooving to the beat!)
He has a great rhythm, it's making me nervous!
(Rhythm machine)
Isn't that a dance?
(Kim Hee-chul officially joins Girlfriends!)
The rhythm is actually really important.
(Is he the new dark horse?!)
I'm actually left-footed.
Really? (Happy)
But you can only use your right side.
- Here. - Throw it lightly.
This is like the 'Dad's challenge'.
Hee-chul!
On your 2nd and 3rd time, kick it higher.
If you don't kick it higher...
- it'll just fall out. - Warning! You can't coach him.
- I'll do it now. - That is the rule.
He has to take care of himself.
If you get 2 warnings, you're disqualified.
Jang-hoon, warning #1.
Please don't forget that this is a variety show.
Young-chul, warning #1. (What...)
I'll start!
(Neglects beat and rhythm!)
(Excited about the low record!)
(Highest record is 3)
Since this will start and end with manners...
- Please say goodbye. - Stop it!
Stop it already! (Disregards)
- There's 6 of us... - Warning!
(Falsely accused)
(About to disqualify him!)
(Desperate resistance) But you did all that before!
How dare you point at me!
Just look at my face.
(Smile) Call!
(Founder has a broad mind)
He's a funny dude!
(Barely able to calm things down...)
- My turn. - Stand straight!
- Your determination... - At ease!
Are you skipping it? (You little!)
You should do it since you made him do it.
Only challengers are doing it.
(Power of the founder- can make rules and disqualify members)
(Reverently... tests the air in an old fashion)
(Really unto it)
(Hee-chul's record is 3...)
(Can he win easily?)
(Barely gets 4!)
(Trying to be confident)
You weren't that much better off than me.
I was really surprised.
(Se-hwang is the next contestant!)
Let's see your simulation.
Ready, action! (High expectation)
(Slow)
It's over.
He probably never done it before.
That's true.
If you don't say 'Challenge', you're disqualified.
(What will his record be?)
- Challenge! - Fighting!
(Tong! Tak! Tong!)
(It ended as soon as he started!)
(He awkwardly succeeded with 2 times)
Do you count the chest bump?
Let's count that as just 1.
(Seems like chest bump won't be counted)
Did you make up that rule?
I'll accept it just in case it happens to me.
(Smirk) The ball can bump on your body.
(Unbelievable)
What if it's a tie?
Then we win.
(That's the founder's problem!)
If it's a tie, we have to play another game.
(It's really important to win...)
(Challenges again!)
(Nervous)
I can't be so nervous. I have to do it lightly.
(Easily gets 5!)
- Wow! - I'm getting nervous!
I beat 2 people.
(Practicing)
(Kick! Kick! Kick!)
- Your determination. - I feel like I did this before.
I haven't touched a soccer ball, let alone a basketball in 3 years.
(Listening)
I will try my best.
(Seo Jang-hoon fighting!)
He's good too.
National Center's simulation. Ready?
(Terrifying as soon as he suggested!)
(Wanting to win!)
You can't practice though! (He's very athletic...)
(He can't relax...)
(Can Jang-hoon break down the founder's stronghold?)
(Running fast!)
(Unstable lifting...)
(Plummets)
(Nervous)
(Attack of the Giant)
(Frightened)
(Rolling)
(Painful and embarrassing...)
(Founder is busy laughing)
(Fierce Warrior)
Call for the towing truck!
(Dragged)
(Humiliated after trying to kick one more time)
(A mess)
Jang-hoon, you almost hurt our director.
(Sign of safety)
That was the best of the best!
(Best record of 5!)
Everyone... (He has something to say)
you do not have to worry because...
the director is totally fine.
Even if it breaks my knees...
what do we always do when we play basketball...
when the ball goes out?
(Starting to reenact!)
We have to stop the ball because cheerleaders are here.
Even though I kicked it from here...
I unbelievably...
sacrificed my knees and fell over here.
(So the National center is trying to say...)
(that he saved the ball...)
(and also saved the audience...)
(what did he really do at the moment of danger?)
(Utilizing his knees with all his might!)
(He successfully landed on his left knee!)
(I did it!)
Everyone... (Accepts)
as the founder of this game...
I present the Photogenic award..
(Clench fist!)
(Giant's fighting spirit)
With my athletic ability as a former basketball player...
You really brag a lot!
I got hurt!
(Brag #2)
For the 1st time, I'll award you the Fighting Spirit award.
(King of bragging)
(The founder's 3rd match) You have to get 6.
(Suddenly feels pressure!)
Kang Ho-tong. (Hey)
I'm trying to focus. (Sensitive)
You can't interrupt me. (Talking to himself...)
(Trying to ease the tension by talking to himself...)
(The person with Photogenic and Fighting spirit awards!)
(Can the founder win 3 times in a row?)
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6!
(Many struggles for just 6...)
Wow!
(Narcissism)
What I can't understand is...
that you want to beat us with that level of skills.
(Embarrassed)
I think Soo-geun is better than me.
I'm actually worried.
It's possible that he's pretending to be stupid.
No, he's trying his best/ (Is this a plan?!)
(Overall, it's been a series of danger...)
(It's worse if you look closely)
(Sigh of relief)
As the position shapes the person...
- you need to always have respect... - Yes, sir!
(Respect for the founder silences his lack of skills)
(Obedient)
(Satisfied)
Next up is Young-chul!
Your determination.
- All sports need balance... - That's enough.
(Eyes shut) Start your simulation.
He is very athletic!
(Power lifting)
(Admiration)
(Showing off heavenly athletic ability)
(Ends with a calm position!)
- He's Son Yeon-jae. - Son Yeon-jae.
(Turned into Son Yeon-jae)
You need to intimidate the founder. 9 sounds good.
Challenge!
(The most stable start)
(Nervous)
(Ball is lifted perpendicularly!)
6... 6, 7...
(Successfully got 8!)
(My goodness)
(Best record for the contenders)
(Series of ceremonies) You're just not good with words.
You should use your body and just stop talking.
Slapstick? (Excited about the attention!)
You can stop now. That was fun.
I'll be accepted if I do more than him, right?
(Accept) Hut!
(Gathers his mind and goes to the starting point!)
(4th round is full of tension)
(Feels like a world competition)
(If there is a lifting god, please hear my prayer)
This is an unnecessary ritual because...
this is how he will lose the ball.
(He takes it up like a treasure box...)
(He's copying Young-chul)
- He's also Son Yeon-jae. - Is he really?
Challenge.
(Today's biggest hardship)
(Who will be the winner?)
(Uneasy start!)
5, 6, 7, 8...
9, 10. Wow! (Quickly get to 10!)
Fighting! Come on!
(Admiration)
(That was too much)
(Ends with wiping his spit ceremony)
Why is he so good at this?
(Satisfied) (Proud)
Did someone give awards if you were good at this?
(Practicing secretly) You can't practice!
(Upset) No, go easy on him.
I used my left foot.
Give him a chance, since he's Buzz.
Your determination.
I really want to win.
I haven't done it in a long time and I never did it with my right side only.
I'll try my best. Fighting!
(Kyung-hoon shared his determination)
Kang Ho-dong killer, Min Kyung-hoon.
(The youngest shuts Ho-dong's mouth)
(He took his character at once)
This is a new lip balm.
(Even takes the leadership in a sketch...)
(Behind Ho-dong...)
(He is always there)
(Official Ho-dong's sniper)
(Starts the simulation)
(Awkwardly weird)
You are my champion.
(It's Bak-gu!)
I'm tired. I'm tired!
(Simulation ends)
Can Ho-dong killer Min Kyung-hoon...
take Ho-dong's last pride?
Challenge!
Let's see if he can beat Ho-dong.
1, 2, 3... (Uneasy start)
(Moves with Kyung-hoon)
(What is Kyung-hoon's record?)
(Kyung-hoon kicks the ball high)
(Uneasy)
(Ho-dong sniper comes short)
(Tries to manage a straight face)
(Last score is vague)
(5th hit on the knee) (Accept)
(6th on the knee) (Accept)
(Scored 6 by a narrow margin)
(Comes with a light heart)
This is ultimately a battle wit Soo-geun.
(Scores 6 easily...)
(Scored 8 at once!)
Why is he good at this?
He looks like a newbie...
(Wants to imitate him)
(The founder's pose is addicting)
As the founder...
I'd like to compliment myself.
I'm satisfied that I came this far.
As I think about this last round...
I can only wish that the opponent doesn't feel good.
Lee Soo-geun.
Bowing to the founder.
(Respect for the founder)
(Zero laughter)
(Respectful)
(Introduction of the challenger)
I'm the captain and director of the celebrity soccer team.
I also played soccer in middle school.
As a member of my community...
I play soccer as a forward and a striker.
That is it.
- Show us a simulation. - I'll show one that is unrelated to this.
(Swing) (Tong)
(After trapping the ball...)
(Eagle pose!)
(Full of edge)
(Body movements as if it's a real ball)
I'm going to do it.
(Lands the ball on this foot!)
(Full concentration)
(Where did it go this time...?)
(Here)
(It does move the way he wants it)
(Getting embarrassed)
(Finishes with showing respect for the founder)
(Sketch is done)
It was the only... since it is the last game...
(Allows time to practice!)
(Generous) I want to see how you do.
- Can he use two feet? - He can use two feet.
I don't think I can... I only did two.
- That's enough. - What?
That's good enough.
Challenge!
1, 2, 3, 4...
(Last challenger's dignity)
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
(As the number increases)
(What is Soo-geun's final score...?)
(Quickly goes up to 10!)
(Get up to 10...) (Fails!)
(Laughs)
I did 10! 10!
You really did your best!
(One thing missing even though he tried his best)
(5 cm of height...)
(Waiting for his days of ruling the soccer field)
(We support you)
(Best record of 10!)
(1st double digit score by a challenger)
(A record that's hard for the founder to beat)
Should I just beat the score or set a record?
- Try to set a record. - So more than 10?
Then with respectful eyes... (Nod)
(Ho-dong is suspicious of suffering from lack of respect)
(Last round of ball lifting)
(Everyone asked me...)
(Why I'm doing this)
(I just want to be respected...)
Challenge!
(Starting to talk to himself again!)
If you do it last, you can get nervous.
But you can't do that.
(Who is he talking to...)
(Pity)
(Their time is getting long)
- I talk to myself like this too. - There's no one here.
You just have do it. Relax.
Did you challenge? Okay, challenge!
(After a long conversation with himself)
(Finally the moment of truth...)
(Can he beat Soo-geun's score?)
Relax and stop being nervous.
(Conversation isn't over yet)
(Gathering his mind again...)
(Starts finally!)
(All focused)
(There's only one chance!)
(Going over Soo-geun's record of 10)
(Heading for a new record by the founder...!)
(Easily breaks 9!)
(Winner is already determined)
(His breath sound are getting frivolous)
(Breaks through 25!)
(The founder's overwhelming defeat!)
- Was that 30? - Yes, it was.
Wow, this is...
(Memories are passing by at this moment...)
You're not so different from me.
How will you beat us with this level of skills?
(Past days were filled with mockery...)
(I held fast in the midst of mockery)
(Their scornful eyes turned into respect...!)
(Legend of soccer ball lifting)
(Praise Kang Ho-dong!)
(Enjoying with a monologue)
(He successfully defeated all 6 members)
(Retaining dignity immediately awarded)
Are you really giving it to Ho-dong? (Thick)
(The challenger present it himself)
(Thick and new money!)
I won't use this and keep it as my luck.
Since we're all wearing yellow suits...
it's special.
I can already tell whose this is from the 1st word.
Turning against each other.
Guessing capitals of countries.
Reaction. Laughter.
(It's obviously Kim Young-chul)
Let's do the capital guessing game.
- Jang-hoon must be good at this. - I might even win.
(What?!)
(Hmm!) Then...
- let's guess the capitals. - Okay.
We will do the capital guessing game.
I'll stay here like we did soccer.
- I'll battle each member. - Wow, amazing!
(Picking the order!)
(#1 Min Kyung-hoon)
He must think you look dumb!
Next is Kim Hee-chul.
(I spoke too fast)
- Next is Lee Soo-geun. - This is a mistake...
Wait! Kang Ho-dong.
Kang Ho-dong.
(Mixed feelings being called early...)
Lee Soo-geun.
(#5 Kim Sae-hwang) (#6 Seo Jang-hoon!)
He knows my power.
1st up is Min Kyung-hoon.
- Please stand here. - Come here.
I will explain the rules. Please stand here.
In this game, we will not use titles.
(What...?)
As soon as they say the country, immediately...
- say the capital. - I'll decide that.
I'm the founder of this game.
Please come forward.
We will start lightly with a warm up.
(Starting the capital guess game!)
This is the 1st question.
- Capital of Australia. - Canberra.
Canberra.
(Wh...what...)
- Kyung-hoon, come back. - Go!
Come out! (Confidence increase!)
It ended so fast.
Did you know the answer? (Soo-geun is better than Ho-dong)
I really don't know.
Sydney, Malvern... it's a mess.
Next question. Young-chul vs. Hee-chul.
- The capital of Netherlands. - Amsterdam.
Go back in!
Amsterdam! Go back in!
(Hee-chul fails quickly!)
Go back in!
Kang Ho-dong, come!
(#3 challenger is Kang Ho-dong!)
He's really good.
(Calming his mind with breaths...)
Challenge!
(As if this is a World Cup)
(The air is so tense)
Wait.
I can't focus. I have a sensitive personality.
(Starting all over again from the entering!)
(Surprised...)
Out! (Kang Ho-dong out!)
(Organized thoughts and starts again!)
What is the capital of Mongolia?
Ulaanbaatar. Go back in!
Come! (Always succeeds to get the correct capital)
Lee Soo-geun, come on!
This is how you do it.
(Young-chul is capital vending machine)
- You're amazing. - Get ready.
Should I yell 'challenge'?
- Yes. - Challenge!
(Can Soo-geun escape from quick failure...?)
Confidence.
- What is the capital of Denmark? - Copenhagen, go back in!
Copenhagen, go back in!
Go back in!
Wow, he pronounces very fast.
- Go back in! - Wow, he's really fast.
(What do I do...)
I'm still fast at this level.
(Jang-hoon is still confident)
(Kim Sae-hwang is the challenger!)
- You have to say challenge. - Challenge!
Yes, please focus. (This is so easy!)
What is the capital of Indonesia?
Ah... Jakarta.
What is the capital of Indonesia? (What was that...?)
Ah... Jakarta.
- Jakarta! - Ah... Jakarta.
Jakarta correct!
(Useless yell that's too late)
(Did I get it right?)
(I knew Jakarta...)
(This is a site of ceremony)
(Full of excitement!)
(Trying all his might to give an excuse)
(Indecently blames the pronunciation)
(Bright)
Give us the cushion and hwatu.
(Carrying out the punishment right away!)
(Reveals his back!)
You have to do it like this.
(Hit me Young-chul pan!)
Have you been to Jakarta?
No, I've only stopped by.
- Sae-hwang goes first. - Really?
(Winner Sae-hwang goes 1st!)
(Throws with all his might)
(Throws vertically!)
(This feels too familiar...!)
(Throws down sausage!)
(He's the master of vertical throw down)
Did he just throw a sausage?
Didn't he just throw a sausage?
(Still suffering from the sausage trauma)
(Gets ready for another punishment)
The key with hwatu is the snap.
Instead of throwing it like this...
you have to use your wrist at the end.
I'm not doing this because I want to.
(Focused with interest)
(Slap~)
(Distorted face)
He's really a hood winker.
I'm really not.
(Members are play hwatu on his back)
- Like this? (Lick lick)
(After moisturizing, strongly slaps it down!)
(Flimsy)
(Ho-dong is here to end all this!)
(Shaking)
(Collecting power)
(Full speed!)
(Electrifying)
(Lord...)
(Ho-dong ends it well)
(Out of mind)
- Is it over? - Yes.
Good job everyone!
(Honorable wounds?)
- Good job. - Jakarta.
Jakarta. (Satisfied)
(Presenting the next activity!)
Staying still, ping pong, foot volleyball, watching movies.
- Whose is this? - Who's good at foot volleyball?
- Kyung-hoon? - The ones I picked are...
staying still, ping pong, foot volleyball, and watching movies.
- I'm good at ping pong. - Will you be okay?
Ho-dong is really good. (Ho-dong received special training)
Young-chul is really good too. (Simulation)
Young-chul is really good. (Worried...)
(Members claim they're good)
- I still pick ping pong. - What's the official rule?
For ping pong...
I play 1 on 1 up to 3 points for each person.
So the person who gets 3 points win? Call!
But! I always get to serve first.
(That's not fair)
The founder can make up the rules.
- I'm confident at serving. - I understand that...
It's not fun if it's not fair.
All sports have rules and it's fun when it's played fairly.
I'm not an athlete so it doesn't matter.
No one cares about that.
What I'm saying is...
Isn't sky serve at least 16 cm in the air?
No, I do army ping pong.
- Okay. - It's good to do rock, paper, scissors.
- No, I don't want that. - We have to play fair.
It's okay.
- What's the punishment? - Let's pick it.
He should sit in this chair...
and we should spin him fast 50 times.
- That's too much. - Then please stop, I'm dizzy.
- Please, I'm really dizzy. - Then let's go 20 times.
(And then he has to go sit in the other chair!)
- Let's do 20 times. - But you were dizzy after 5 times...
- But I'm not the one being punished. - So let's do 20 times.
(Setting up the ping pong table)
- We have to pick the order. - Kyung-hoon, pick for us.
Since I have to win a lot, Sae-hwang is 1st.
Hee-chul is 2nd.
- I must look easy. - Jang-hoon is 3rd.
Young-chul is 4th.
Soo-geun is 5th and Ho-dong is last.
Aww, I wanted to see Ho-dong play.
(Kyung-hoon eagerly warms up)
(Ping pong battle officially starts)
(3 comedians take the center)
We have commentator Kim Hee-chul and announcer Kim Young-chul.
We have an international judge, Kang Jjuh-woo dong from China.
(Judge Kang Jjuh-woo dong)
Stand. Look straight.
(Promises a fair game with respect!)
He's very fluent in Korean.
Please shake each other's hands.
Let's have a good game.
Is it a rule that the winner gets to serve?
Yes, the total is 3 points.
We follow the founder's rule. Ask us anything's ping pong battle.
Min Kyung-hoon vs. Kim Sae-hwang.
The international rule of 16 cm does not apply here.
3 points ping pong game starts now!
(Stats with Kyung-hoon's serve!)
I'll start lightly. There's no need to show my skills yet.
- Show us! - I'll start lightly.
It came over.
(Sae-hwang gives the 1st point at Kyung-hoon's light serve)
(Kyung-hoon easily gets the 1st point)
- He caught my serve. - Kim Sae-hwang has great sense.
Wow, Kyung-hoon is athletic.
I think Kyung-hoon is strategically going easy on the serves.
He easily gets the 1st point.
(Serve right away!) (Gives a little push!)
It's not surprising.
(Sae-hwang received his serve again!)
(Ball does not go over the net)
(Smashing aimed at the ball in the air!)
(Oh my)
It was hit!
(So surprised that he lies...)
(Giant kindly explains the landing point)
Oh really?
I think Kyung-hoon made a mistake.
The score is 1:1 and the serve goes to Sae-hwang.
(Sae-hwang gets to serve!)
Min Kyung-hoon is getting nervous.
(How do you serve?)
(Kindly explains)
How can he ask that question?
I think it's Sae-hwang's...
1st time holding the racket.
It's amazing that he even receives his serves well.
I really took him lightly.
(Can rookie Sae-hwang safely serve...)
(Sae-hwang's serve miss!)
(Flinch... and relief)
This is why it's more amazing that he received the serves!
- Match point! - The score is now 2:1.
Sae-hwang just made an unbelievable mistake...
Time! Founder, if the score is 2:2...
is it a deuce or do you have to get 3 points first?
- No deuce. - Okay, there is no deuce!
(Suddenly interferes the game?)
- Who is that in the front? - She's the round girl.
(Round girl, Seo Jang-mi)
(Jang-mi came to cheer the members)
Our round girl is so beautiful.
- He's about to serve. - Go!
(Fast serve!)
(Kyung-hoon's serve ace!)
Sae-hwang still did really well!
(Founder finds peace again)
So the founder wins his first game.
- I haven't played in a long time. - At his level of skills...
I think he will easily win all 6 games.
I think he will regret his choice.
- Wait. - The ball!
2nd round will start. Stand tall.
Bow. Get ready!
(Min Kyung-hoon vs. Kim Hee-chul)
(Kyung-hoon hits full speed)
- Wow! - Oh!
(Hee-chul received the serve!)
(Bounce)
(Kyung-hoon aimed for a point with a strong serve)
(Frustrated)
Wait! (Ecstatic)
I can't believe you hit it!
He's surprised every time someone received his serve.
That was my specialty.
Kyung-hoon has a strong serve but now it's Hee-chul's turn to serve.
I played this in elementary school. I'll play like a real player.
You can't fool around.
(Fools around while serving!)
You can't fool around.
(Kyung-hoon has a chance to smash!)
(Surprised by Hee-chul's weak serve...)
(This is it!)
(Strong smash!)
(Misses instead...)
(Wanted to fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee...)
(Dream of smashing is broken...)
(Match point due to a silly mistake!)
(Very excited)
- I'm not warmed up. - He definitely won.
He--chul, you definitely won this one.
Are you sure he's good?
(Is there a mouse hole?)
And if you're nervous, it's hard to really show your skills.
Hee-chul, are you nervous at all?
Nope! (Not nervous)
Hee-chul, no matter how well you give him the ball, he can't hit it.
(Understand completely)
(Sigh...)
(If I make a mistake... @#$%?)
Wait, wait! Deuce is allowed.
No, it is not.
That is low.
(If Hee-chul get a point, he wins!)
It may be an unexpected result.
It went over!
(The ball is high in the air!)
(Will he get his first score?)
Will this game end? It may be an unexpected result.
It went over!
(He smashed the ball high in mid-air!)
(He still got it!)
(Roar of victory)
(Kyung-hoon boldly made the winning move)
He knows the basics.
- He's very brave. - He's bold, very bold.
(Kyung-hoon's 1st score)
I think he's so brave because he took the chance.
(It's all or nothing)
In the professional world, if you get soft you're out.
But because he bravely took the chance and smashed it...
(Arrogant hand gesture)
I thought it would be out for sure.
The most important thing is that it's still a match point.
If you mess up the serve, this battle is over.
If you mess up the serve, it's over.
(Whose side is the victory on)
(There's no way to know...!)
(Can Kyung-hoon make it a tie game?)
(Lost by a serve error)
(Kim Hee-chul wins!)
(I had confidence in my serve...!)
I'm good at ping pong.
I'm confident at serving.
(He was unexpectedly losing)
(Out of greed...)
(Overly twisted racket...)
(Roar~~!)
(My serve has betrayed me...)
(Teary eyes)
(Excited) (Sad)
Wait! Wait!
There was something... there was something on it.
(It's no use)
It was this far off.
(Overly twists)
(And so it missed)
Please take this away.
It takes longer to take this away.
(Big mess)
- He knows something about it. - I haven't played in a long time.
(Upset) They're surprised.
They didn't know that he's this bad.
(Helpless) I didn't think he'd lose to Hee-chul.
I played when I was in elementary school.
(Upset)
Why did you pick ping pong?
I think I should've done some warm ups.
But since I played suddenly without warming up...
and I think Hee-chul is a beginner.
I was surprised at his skills when I looked down on him.
So are you saying that no one was able to receive your serves before?
When I did this in the army...
they begged me not to do it. I'm serious.
(Kyung-hoon's serve only worked in the army...)
- We will count. How many? - 20 times!
- We'll start. - Start!
- 1, 2... - No need to push.
(Members have no mercy)
- Oh! - 6!
- Oh! Oh! - 7, 8...
9, 10...
- 11... - Buzz fans will hate me.
(Round and round)
- Wait! - 9, 10...
(Circled one more time as a bonus by mistake)
(Wobbly)
(Pointing fingers)
(Kyung-hoon walks normally and sits)
(Sweat from spinning)
(Good job~)
(Kyung-hoon's punishment was so short)
- It's not too bad if you close your eyes. - That's right.
(Kyung-hoon is strangely fine)
He didn't do the elephant nose!
- Do it again with the elephant nose. - Do it again?
- Yes. - I can still walk straight.
(10 more with elephant nose!)
That's it then.
- I'm serious. - Okay.
(Punishment #2 with elephant nose)
Ready, set. Go!
- 1, 2, 3... - Go faster.
4... (Legs already wobbling)
7... 8...
9... 10!
(Robocop go!)
(Sits at once!)
(How can this be...)
Is this for the Guinness book of records?
Did you see it?
You should've done this for the battle.
(Skilled at overcoming dizziness?)
(No one is as good as Kyung-hoon!)
(Randomly dragged out?)
- I can't do this. - Just try it!
Ready, set. Go!
(Immediately demonstrates the punishment)
Look at how hard he's working.
(Incomparable speed)
(Very unstable footsteps)
9... 10!
You have to go right away. (Falls down)
(Hangs by a thread)
(Flailing) Wait a minute.
(Staggering)
(He seems to be doing better...?)
I got it now!
(Modest)
(It finally looks like a punishment)
(That's how you're supposed to do it...!)
- I'm so dizzy! - You did well.
(Hee-chul's body gag has improved)
(Satisfied)
I'm so dizzy. I want to throw up.
But he's the abnormal one! (Feeble)
- I'm normal. - You just have to keep going.
Jang-hoon, you should try it.
Just 3 spins will knock me out.
- Try it. - Show us.
(Will innocent Jang-hoon try this?)
I think Kyung-hoon's cochlea is really developed.
(Heaven sent cochlea)
Start!
How do I do this?
(Jang-hoon doesn't seem well)
He doesn't know how to do the elephant nose.
Is this how you do it?
- That's right. - Why does it feel awkward?
It's because you've never done it. (Slow)
You have to spin fast. (Slow)
- I'm dizzy. - You're dizzy already?
- I'm dizzy. - Really? Oh no.
(Knocked out)
Please call the towing truck.
(Elephant's butt)
His cochlea also must be this big.
So it turns when he turns.
(Ask us anything)
This is the last game.
History Quiz.
History or common sense. (Stands up)
Look at him go.
(Confident footsteps...)
I'll actually give you a choice.
Do you prefer 1:1...
or would you prefer 6:1? It's up to you guys.
(Where does he get his confidence...)
- We should definitely... - go with 6:1.
But with the problem of that is... (Set on 6:1!)
but the quality of the questions... (Slowly walks out)
You can't ask low level questions.
If neither team knows the answer...
we'll pass after 30 seconds.
(Returns after a long speech)
What should we do as his punishment?
- Punishment... - Should he wear stockings?
(Excited at the thought of old fashioned idea)
Ending the show wearing a stocking,
Fine, but you have to get at least 3 questions right.
- 3 questions total? - Sounds good!
Let's have a meeting here.
- Please come this way. - Should we sit like this?
Let's sit on the floor.
I have to get 6 answers right. They have to get 3 answers right.
So if we both get it right or wrong, it doesn't count?
- Yes. - So neither gets any points.
- Okay. - I'll sit here.
I'm confident.
(History quiz battle start!)
The first question is about Korean history.
Korean history?
I don't know anything about it.
(Is that the only thing you don't know...?)
The oldest history book in Korea is...
The Chronicles of the Three States. Who wrote it?
(Jang-hoon writes the answer right away)
(However this team...)
(They all burst out laughing)
Choi Soo-jong? Choi Soo-jong.
(History idiots)
Choi Soo-jong. (Unbelievable)
It's Lee something... two letter name.
Jip Hyun-jun!
It has to be a person's name! What's wrong with you?
(Other idiots stop him)
- 1, 2, 3! - It's a 2 letter name.
1, 2, 3! (Both teams show their answers!)
- You show it. That's okay. - What is it?
(Wrote a 2 letter word like Soo-geun suggested)
Is it 3 letters? (Kim Boo-sik vs. Wang Gun)
Kim Boo-sik vs. Wang Gun.
The answer is Kim Boo-sik. (Jang-hoon correct!)
We have wake up! (We have wake up!)
(Very sensitive)
I'll give you the next question.
Give us the next question.
Jeongjo of Joseon this installed as the dynasty library.
What is the name if the institution for scholars to do research.
(On the other hand...)
(Thought of something?)
(Have the jitters)
(Think he's being ridiculous)
1, 2, 3! (Both teams reveal their answers!)
(Mismatch of answers!)
(Surprised)
(Jang-hoon checks their answer)
The answer is Gyu Jang Gak. (Jang-hoon is correct!)
They're so stupid.
(Stupid Ho-dong)
Jeong Jo Gyu Jang Gak, it's in the song!
(Too late...)
I'll give you the next question! (3rd question!)
This word means 'girl' in Mongolian...
when an Yuan princess married a Koyreo prince...
as the princes came into the dynasty...
this word referred to a female slave, that came from the Mongolian customs.
What is this word?
- Female slave? - Yes.
(They obviously don't know the answer)
(Suddenly Young-chul writes something!)
(Ah Ga ssi...)
(I don't think this is it)
(He writes something else...)
(Sam wol ah)
(Frozen)
(Both teams are hesitating)
(The staff gives them a hint!)
(Blank blank lee)
(Can they guess the answer...?)
Wait, we only ah Ga ssi.
Moo su ri! Moo su ri!
(Whispering)
We got it! We got it! (Double eyelids becomes thick)
1... 2...
1... 2... 3!
(No answer vs. Moo su ri)
Moo su ri correct!
(Ha ha ha ha ha ha)
(Miserable)
(I'm so lovable)
No more hints!
(Humph)
(4th question!)
Please focus!
In the New Stone Age...
they believed in shamanism and black magic that connects humans and spirits.
What is the name of this religion?
(I don't remember)
(Young-chul is writing something)
(write with one stroke of a brush)
It's right.
- Please count. - 20 seconds left.
That's too long. Follow the Janghak Quiz rule.
(History idiot's attack...?)
I can't remember the word. (Frustrated)
I want to see his closing!
(Both teams show their answers!)
1, 2, 3! (Shamanism)
- What is that? - Shamanism is correct!
Wasn't I right?
Shamanism is correct!
It's English? (Shocked)
You should've told me it was English!
(Frozen)
They got it right and I didn't have to tell them.
This is so frustrating.
Next question please!
Our country... shaman... in the New Stone Age!
(Blaming the question)
In the New Stone Age...
- spiritual religion... - Okay, okay, okay.
(Trying to act cool)
It would've been 6:0, if it wasn't for Kim Young-chul.
(Talent shows itself)
- They win if they get the next question. - Let's do this!
(The battle ends if they get 1 more correct!)
(Desperate)
This is the next question.
Socrates called this the most dangerous thief that steals hearts...
Thief?
English people do this often in front of a fire place.
Germans do this at sunset.
What is this?
(Both teams are thinking...)
- Here. - Are you done?
(Both teams show their answers!)
(Kiss) (Tea)
(If they're right, Jang-hoon faces punishment!)
The answer is kiss. (Jang-hoon is correct!)
(Yeah~!)
(Runway of happiness)
I honestly didn't know the answer.
I just thought of it myself.
(Boasting around the town)
If it's the fireplace and sunset... (Very satisfied)
- it has to be kiss. - What happens if you kiss?
What does it mean?
It's the most dangerous thief that steals hearts.
(No way~)
You kiss after stealing her heart.
- If you kiss first... - You'll get arrested!
- Next question! - I'll give you the next question.
It would've been fun even if it wasn't a team battle.
As the loyal of Goyreo in the final days... this person remained loyalty till the end.
He was eventually killed at Sonjuk Bridge. Who is he?
(The idiot team write their answer...)
(Seal claps) Are you done?
We are done. (Are they sure of their answer...?)
- I am done. - 1, 2, 3!
They saw my answer.
Stop fixing it! (He's looking at the answer...)
- What is it? - Jung Mong-jun, incorrect!
(Idiot team is incorrect!)
(The answer is Jung Mong-ju)
I got so scared.
I saw Jung Mong and I got so scared.
But the last word is Jun.
(The idiot team is sad)
Anyway, I'm sure Hyundai is enjoying this.
(Thankful)
I'll give you the next question.
This metal type-printed book was discovered in Heungdeok Temple...
there is only volume 2 and it's now in France. What is this?
(Young-chul write without hesitation)
(Self-complacency)
(Is this right?)
(Both teams show their answers!)
1, 2, 3!
(Mismatch of answers!)
(Jikji Shimkyoung or Mugu jeonggwang dae daranigyeong)
(What is the answer?)
Jikji Shimkyoung correct! (The idiot team is correct!)
(Jikji Shimkyoung is a wrong way to express Jikji simche yojeol)
(As soon as he hears the answer...)
(Drops)
(Ugh!)
(Exchange of joy and sorrow)
(The loser walks out of stage)
(Then starts running...)
(In to the dark...!)
It would've been bad if we really lost!
(Ashamed)
(They're doing the happy ceremony)
(Perfectly in sync)
(Stumbles in)
(This... is embarrassing)
Eve though it was 6:1, it was a tough game.
Let's clap for Jang-hoon.
(Disturbed)
Look I...
I feel very oppressed.
- I'm very oppressed. - So?
- Give me one more chance. - We need you to wear the stockings.
(Polite)
- Then let's not do it. - Okay.
(Frowning) I think it would be fun.
We have nothing to lose.
(They might be humiliated...)
Just give me one more chance. I'm very depressed,
I'll bet something big then.
(Let's hear it first)
Can you give me your house?
(What is he saying)
It's a lease.
I didn't think that he'd say that.
I'll do that. It just has to be humiliating.
I'll put on stockings and go on the merry go round.
(Go on merry go round with stockings on) Call!
(Judge) (The judge accepts)
But if I win...
there's no punishment for me.
(Accept) We'll do that for you.
(Nervous)
(Starting revenge match!)
Silla's Buddhist, Hyecho...
wrote a book after traveling through Tang Dynasty and India. What is it called?
(Young-chul is writing again)
(And he's watching him)
(How can this be...)
This is a lie!
(Confident)
Did you plan this?
How is that possible?
(Discouraged)
(Will Jang-hoon head straight for the punishment?)
I'll write...
Forget it... I lost.
- Jang-hoon, merry go round... - Will we see it?
(Both teams show their answers!)
(Jang-hoon's answer) (The idiot team's answer)
(Which is the correct answer...?)
2, 3! (The moment of truth)
(Looks at their answer)
(Sigh!)
(Ugh!)
What is the answer? (Into the darkness again...)
Wang ocheonchukguk jeon is correct!
(Ceremony of punishment)
(Giant wants to hid behind the set)
(This is so much fun!)
(History idiot)
I don't know what his answer is but it looked right too.
He wrote something like Dongguk Yeoja Seungyeo.
(He wrote Dong gul Yeoji Seungram)
(Stumbles in)
(Dejected)
Did I shock you?
I saw him sit here and write the answer...
- It's pressuring. - I couldn't think at all.
You were shocked.
(High level idiot)
So then we get to see it on New Years.
But we did our best for our viewers...
to see our Jang-hoon do the merry go round.
I'm glad that we're able to give this gift.
(Clapping of comfort)
Why did it have to be Wang ocheonchukguk jeon?
(Crunching)
(Keeps trying without giving up)
(Trying his best)
(Goes right in)
(It's finally in!)
(Shocking visual)
(Very interested)
I can't see anything.
I'll lead you.
(Worked hard to open his button size eyes)
(Jang-hoon follows Young-chul's lead)
(Looking around)
What a relief.
(Then hears happy voices!) Oh, kids are here.
They don't recognize you. They don't know it's you.
(Hello, Mr. Seo Jang-hoon)
I'm sorry.
How could you make me do this when kids are watching?
We are here to ride the merry go round for his punishment.
This is my first time riding this.
(A little bit excited)
(Holing tight)
Merry go round, go!
(Scared)
(So much fun)
Wang ocheonchukguk jeon is correct!
(Pretending not to hear him...)
(Young-chul is shaking the tail of the stocking!)
(What is this...)
Wang ocheonchukguk jeon is correct!
This is what I wanted!
Is he included in the punishment?
(Frustrated) Why is he here?
I am the person who got the question right.
(Punishment is complete)
(Haven't seen this yet)
(A new Ask us anything is coming!)
(It's no long at 9:40 pm)
(Ask us anything will be on at 11 pm!)
(Bigger scale)
(Fancier special guests!)
(More bitter)
(Much stronger!)
(Oh my)
(I can't wait!)
(What's the next theme?)
(Is Lee Soo-geun's sense great?)
(It's unbelievable!)
(You can't leave me out of this)
(Together with Hong Jin-ho and Sol-bi)
(Missions with baduk pieces!)
(Who is the king of best sense?)
Below 10 pieces. (High level psychological welfare)
(Don't trust anyone)
(Members put their pride on the battles!)
(Who is the winner?)
(Check it out on Saturday at 11 pm)
(Ask us anything) (Watch on Saturday at 11 pm)
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